five-of-hearts
kiango:

ultrafacts:

doraffe:

ultrafacts:

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Andrew Jackson was a BAMF. Someone tried to assasinate him once with two pistols, both misfired , and Jackson proceeded to beat the crap out of him with his cane.



man im sure those thousands of native americans would have been happy if that assassination attempt succeeded though ha ha ha because Andrew Jackson was literally one of the worst people to walk the face of the earth and somehow he ended up as president of the united states but cool lets talk about parrots instead of how he committed genocide against several native american nations


For real though ^^^

kiango:

ultrafacts:

doraffe:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

Andrew Jackson was a BAMF. Someone tried to assasinate him once with two pistols, both misfired , and Jackson proceeded to beat the crap out of him with his cane.

man im sure those thousands of native americans would have been happy if that assassination attempt succeeded though ha ha ha because Andrew Jackson was literally one of the worst people to walk the face of the earth and somehow he ended up as president of the united states but cool lets talk about parrots instead of how he committed genocide against several native american nations

For real though ^^^

memewhore

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

Some women just can’t take a compliment

Hence why they never get compliments

Therefore they are bitter people!

memewhore

damnyounick:

shaylahatesyou:

almamaterblues:

theeraofgatzby:

slightmayhem:

theuppitynegras:

jhenne-bean:

pugchacho:

desidere:

jo-robsbanks:

kropotkitten:

canadian-communist:

Where the World’s Unsold Cars Go to Die

Above are photos of thousands and thousands of brand new, unsold cars in various locations from the U.S., Italy, U.K., Spain, Russia, and elsewhere. 

Millions of unsold cars are left to deteriorate in old airports, parking lots, and new tracks of land being bought to store these cars. Auto companies won’t sell them at a cheap price because it wouldn’t be profitable to. 

The car industry cannot stop making new cars because they would have to close their factories and lay off tens of thousands of employees. This would further add to the recession. Also the domino effect would be catastrophic as steel manufactures would not sell their steel. All the tens of thousands of places where car components are made would also be effected, indeed the world could come to a grinding halt.

Source

Capitalism is so bizarre. This is fucking surreal. 

This is why aliens fly right past our planet. Holy shit.

so where are these so i can steal me one??

Saving for when the Zombie Apocalypse happens and I need a car.

my friends ask the real questions.
(We could build our jaeger out of these btw.) 

thousands if not millions of brand new fucking cars rotting away that ain’t nobody ever gonna use and that thy can’t make a profit off of and I’m spending eighty bucks a month on a bus pass I’m so pissed

it wouldn’t be profitable to sell them cheap to poor people, but it’s more profitable to buy land to let them rust? uhhhh…. pretty sure when i can’t make $2, i’ll take $1.

This is ridiculous

They have one of those lots in louisville

Lord.

Just a quick Google search jesus

This is crazy

stonedkitty

vinebox:

White People

Ahaha

memewhore

levithedisneyprincess:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.